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Barbie's Retirement (& other tabloid rumors)
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APK
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:17 pm    Post subject: Barbie's Retirement (& other tabloid rumors) Reply with quote

After hundreds of careers and hundreds of bad breakups with Ken, Barbie (who is still flawless and trendy) is finally enjoying her retirement. Catch up with Barbie and see what she's doing now.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's what I'd be doing Laughing

But I remember a time where Barbie actually had a JOB. She was everything in the book from an Astronaut to a pizza hut worker. Now all she does is go shopping. She has no goals anymore.

She gets a new stomach design, a belly button and leaves Ken and this is how she reacts? What a great role model Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She has a belly button? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, they gave her one and a new stomach design cause even I was getting tired of the weird cylinder looking thing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Ken never does anything either. All he does is shave. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I have that doll! Laughing

But yeah, he was freeloader. It was barbie's mansion and money; he was just along for the food Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An the pink cars and the airplanes.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And hair salon with real working sink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend and I have a theory that Barbie and her friends have dysfunctional families and bad relationships. I know I wrote something about that somehwere ::searches for disk:: Well, just think about it. Barbie has a lot of siblings but no parents and Ken never works. We suspect she owns so much because she has a big trust fund, but was disowned by her parents because they didn't approve of Ken--who does nothing but surf and shave and is never home. Don't even get me started on all her friends, who were pregnant all at the same time. The fathers were absent from the commercials though and Barbie was the doctor for all of them Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always used her siblings as children. I got a Stacey doll and was shocked when it said "Little sister of Barbie" on the box. I felt so dirty Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TABLOID rumour 2: Pocahontas's Revenge

Pocahontas, tired of taking a backseat to the other princesses, took one of Alice's potions and became gigantic--angrily stomping over visitors at Disneyworld who were ignoring her merchandise. Click to witness:

http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/pocahontas.jpg

The CMs gave her a magical mushroom to shrink her back to normal size and then arrested her after a long chase around the park. Alice is pressing charges.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

"She's angry AND she loves bears" Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still want to know why there are 6 foot dwarfs at disneyworld Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said the same thing when I saw the mice from Cinderella Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, guys, it's because they were in a freak accident on Disneyland's old Adventures Thru Innerspace ride! Laughing
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