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Salukfan · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: Bad Merchandise

AG and I were in a conversation last night that managed to lead to the topic I'm presenting. Bad and/or ugly merchandise. Scowering Ebay, one can find plenty of dirt ugly stuff. A lot of it comes directly from Disney World, I've noticed. Aladdin gets no respect sometimes.

Anyway, the image I'm posting doesn't come from Disney World, but is instead an Italian doll that as a number of things wrong with it. Observe:

Does anyone have any other bad merchandise to add to the list? (I know you do, AG- I'm thinking of a certain doll set...)
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Merkal · Sultan Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 466 Location: NL

I seen some ugly duckings on ebay myself.

http://cgi.ebay.nl/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19224&item=5916724917&rd=1
Do I have to say more?

http://cgi.ebay.nl/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19224&item=5916725876&rd=1
Genie is cool but that grin on Aladdin's face is freaky. I don't want to cross paths with him at night. That grin reminds me of Batman's Joker.

Jafar beanie click on more auctions from this seller for ugly Aladdin and Jasmine beanies

Calluna · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject:

Salukfan: Aladdin's highwater pants! Laughing

xfkirsten · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:05 pm Post subject:

Any of the Aladdin dolls they sell at the parks scare me. Especially the plush doll... his hair looks like he stuck his fingers in a light socket! But I have yet to find any Aladdin doll/action figure/etc. in any Disney theme park that meets with my approval.

And this one isn't actually for sale, but it's in one of the windows outside the Emporium on Main St. at Disneyland...

http://xfkirsten.fotopic.net/p5553626.html

Whatever he's on, I want some!
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Calluna · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:24 pm Post subject:

AladdinsGenie · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:42 pm Post subject:

lol, I actually have that Jafar beanie and the Genie/Aladdin cycle toy. Both aren't that bad in person. Although, my Jafar's eyes are blue. Shocked

Someone was sleep on the job when they made that doll.

The classic collection doll edition at Disney World scares me.
http://www.pronoy.com/disneydolls/Aladdin/classicjasminealaddin.jpg

I didn't buy that doll set because I know I would get home and cut his hair like it's supposed to be. I opted for Jasmine alone.

This Genie plushie scares me beyond all reason.
http://i1.ebayimg.com/01/i/01/43/9b/0f_1.JPG

No words can describe how much this scares me.

LOL, Da PantZ!! I still laugh at that picture. His head is in the shape of a heart, he's totally ripped and looks like he's had the same pants since he was 5. I'd buy that doll and pull it out whenever I am sad. Laughing

And oh gosh, that picture of Aladdin and Jasmine you have Kirsten is hilarious. Jasmine looks freaked out and Aladdin looks like he's high...off life!

xfkirsten · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:54 pm Post subject:

Salukfan · Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:17 pm Post subject:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Salukfan/Disturbing.jpg

The image I posted is of a 3D Aladdin puzzle, torn down and left as one would get it. It's...disturbing. Notice that Jasmine has no head.
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xfkirsten · Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:45 pm Post subject:

Aladdin got his arm ripped off! Shocked

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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:58 pm Post subject:

Salukfan · Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:22 pm Post subject:

Let's just say that this image would be more appropriate if Jafar's "Hunka Hunka burnin' love" spell actually worked.
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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:19 pm Post subject:

I'm tellin' yah, she looks possessed. And what's up with the purple boots. Or the purple in general for that matter...

xfkirsten · Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:53 pm Post subject:

I'd like to think that Jasmine would have better fashion sense than that... I have better fashion sense than that, and all I wear is jeans (or shorts) and a regular t-shirt. :p

And those pants are HUGE. Laughing

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Calluna · Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:53 am Post subject:

Salukfan · Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:23 pm Post subject:

Here's some bad merchandise that we already know about:

The Aladdin Karaoke CD. So, so bad. The female vocals from OJA are awful. The harem women sound like Anastasia and Drusella, and the big fat lady that sings the "Tasty" line had a Jasmine-like voice. Whatever.

Proud of Your Boy was going well...until the song....started....going....like....this....so....long....

And in what I think is the biggest screw up from this CD, check out a scan from the insert that accompanies it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Salukfan/026aec14.jpg
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