Name: A. Katz
Subject: How do you know you are a Jafar Freak?

1. You memorize all of Jafar's lines and use them when talking to your
friends.

2. You search the internet for pictures of Jafar, print them all out,
and hang them on your wall.

3. You admire his big, flappy, excess upper lip skin, and his abnormal
bony fingers.

4. You want to dress up like him for Halloween.

5. You actually DO dress up like him for Halloween.

6. When you see lists like Kevin Bissessar's (see first list) about how
another villain is better then Jafar you freak.

7. Whenever you have a sleepover you force your friends to watch all
three Aladdin movies in chronological order. (the king of thieves isn't
too important because Jafar isn't in it)

8. You change your name to Jafar or if you are female Jafara or
something like that.

9. You go on an online RPG and name your character Jafar while going up
to people and yelling for them to bow down to you.

10. you're jealous of Jasmine because she gets to kiss Jafar.

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