Top 47 Ways to Know You're a Mozeketeer

Top 47 Ways to Know You're a Mozeketeer
1. You found the Ultimate Mozenrath Site (UMS) by actually searching for sites with "Mozenrath" in it.
2. You go to the page everyday to chat.
3. You think that's normal.
4. You've written more than one fanfic focusing solely on Mozenrath.
5. You've given Mozenrath a pet name.
6. You think that by now Mozenrath should've gotten rid of that poofy haired Aladdin.
7. You search frantically in malls and other stores for a leather glove. "Yes, I want just one. You gotta problem with that, you clerk freak?!?!?!"
8. You think that's normal.
9. You try to teach your parrot to mimic Xerxes.
10. You try to teach your cat to mimic Xerxes.
11. You've used Mozenrath quotes in conversations with people who have no idea who Mozenrath is.
12. You rate the men in your lives by their Mozenrath factor.
13. You actually have a Mozenrath factor.
14. You think Mozenrath is a snazzy dresser.
15. You've dressed up as Mozenrath for Halloween.
16. You've dressed up as Mozenrath when it wasn't Halloween.
17. You websearch everyday, hoping against hope that there will be more Mozenrath stuff on.
18. You've gone to some Jonathan Brandis sites, just so you can see if there's something on Mozenrath that you haven't seen before.
19. You've actually counted the number of times in the fanfics that word "pain" has been used to describe what Mozenrath's been feeling.
20. If you're in a bind, you think to yourself, "Now, what would Mozenrath do?"
21. You actually went out and bought the Disney Princess Collection, just for the Mozenrath epi that's on it.
22. You can quote all of the Mozenrath episodes, front and back.
23. You fleetingly thought that, "Mozenrath" would be a good name for your firstborn son.
24. You fleetingly thought that, "Mozenrath" would be a good name for your first born daughter.
25. The, "how many layers of clothing," issue made you have bad, bad thoughts.
26. You have a, "Proud To Be A Mozeketeer," ribbon on your webpage.
27. You convinced your boyfriend he would look sexy wearing one glove.
28. You go mad searching for a kewl, black cape, with gold trimming.
29. You're pretty sure that if you push Disney hard enough, they'll come out with a Mozenrath series.
30. When somebody says you're obsessed, you say, "Oh, really? Well then, say `hello' to my little friend," and then proceed to blast them with your homemade gauntlet.
31. And you think that's normal! (from Soul Slayer)
32. You want to fight the many women of the Moze fanfic for his attentions. (from Lita)
33. You study Wicca to become 'more like him.' (from Lita)
34. You swear you're reserving your basement as a dungeon for Aladdin. (from Lita)
35. You think Jonathan Brandis is sexy. (from Lita)
36. You think the one-armed look is sexy. (from Lita)
37. You want to name your snake Xerxes. (from Lita)
38. Spiders, skulls, and zombies are appealing. (from Lita)
39. You refer to your room as 'The Citadel.' (from Lita)
40. You want to refer to your dog as Scirocco. (from Lita)
41. You learned Arabic just so you could talk to Moze if you met him. (from Lita)
42. You take up fencing because fencing equipment includes one leather gauntlet.(from Jelsemium)
43. You sculpt a Mozenrath figurine in your ceramics class, yet still continue to be upset that Disney doesn't make any.(from Makkura)
44. You seriously consider doing a report on Mozenrath's mental state for your psychology class.(from Makkura)
45. Whenever you hear your favorite songs the image of Mozenrath singing them is in your head.(from Makkura)
46. Your iguana gets angry with you when you call it Xerxes.(from Makkura)
47. You get angry at your iguana because it refuses to fly like Xerxes.(from Makkura)

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