Al (Parody of 'Belle') by Sekaino Jasmine
Summary:
Rating: G
Categories: Aladdin
Characters: Aladdin, Rasoul
Genres: Filk
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 12/03/04
Updated: 12/03/04
Al (Parody of 'Belle') by Sekaino Jasmine
Chapter 1: Al (Parody of 'Belle')
Author's Notes: AL (Parody of "BELLE")
Aladdin
Agrabah, an Arabian city.
Every day, like the one before.
Agrabah, there’s all sorts people
Waking up to say...
Commoner 1 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 2 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 3 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 4 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 5 (spoken)
Hello!
Aladdin
There goes that vendor with his stand, like always,
The same old red apples to sell.
Every morning just the same since the morning that we came
To this poor Arabian town.
Commoner 6 (spoken)
Good morning, Al!
Commoners
Look, there he goes, that boy’s a thief, no question!
He steals to live, oh, can’t you tell?
He’s an outrage! He’s a scandal!
He’s an urchin! He’s a vandal,
And he’s always running from some guards, that Al!
Commoner 7
Hello!
Commoner 8
Good day!
Commoner 7
How is your family?
Commoner 9
Hello!
Commoner 10
Good day!
Commoner 9
How is your wife?
Commoner 11
I need six eggs!
Commoner 12
That’s too expensive.
Aladdin
There must be more than this Arabian life!
Commoners
Look, there he goes with that same guard after him!
Wow, he looks healthy and so well!
With a look of fun and joy,
He’s a rather clever boy.
What a nuisance to the rest of us is Al!
Aladdin
Oh, isn’t this amazing?
Of the palace, it is the best view!
Someday, I’ll be rich also,
And I will live in a palace, too!
Commoner 13
He’s always able to get out of trouble.
His smarts have got no parallel!
Commoner 14
He claims that to live, steal, he must.
In him, I have no trust.
He’s lower than the rest of us.
Commoners
He’s lower than the rest of us.
Yes, lower than the rest of us is Al!
Rasoul
Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I knew that he would be trouble.
Around here, there’s only he
Who can actually outrun me,
So I’ve made a vow to, one day, capture Al.
Harem Girls
Look, there he goes!
Isn’t he dreamy?
Oh, Aladdin!
Oh, he’s so cute!
Be still, my heart!
I’m hardly breathing!
He’s such a tall, dark, sly, and handsome youth!
Commoner 15
Hello!
Rasoul
Pardon!
Commoner 16
Good day!
Commoner 17
Hello!
Commoner 18
You call this baklava?
Commoner 19
What lovely grapes!
Commoner 20
Some cheese...
Commoner 21
...Ten yards.
Commoner 20
...One pound.
Rasoul
‘Scuse me!
Cheese Merchant
I’ll get the knife.
Rasoul
Please, let me through!
Commoner 22
This bread...
Commoner 23
Those fish...
Commoner 22
...It’s stale!
Commoner 23
...They smell!
Baker
You are mistaken.
Aladdin
There must be more than this Arabian life!
Rasoul
Just watch! I’ll lock that street rat up for life!
Commoners
Look, there he goes a boy who’s quick and stealthy.
He should be locked up in a cell!
It’s a pity and sin: he never will fit in
‘Cause he really is a worthless boy.
He’s smart, but still a worthless boy.
He really is a worthless boy, that Al!
Commoner 1 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 2 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 3 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 4 (spoken)
Hello!
Commoner 5 (spoken)
Hello!
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