Aladdin
(Parody of Stephen by Ke$ha)
Aladdin
Aladdin
Why won’t you call me?
Aladdin, why won’t you call me?
I saw you
In your old streetrat pants
You saw me too
I laughed
Cause I was the princess
And I watched your ugly monkey sneer across the room
As If I really care that he’s here with you
All I know' is that you're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
Aladdin (Aladdin)
Why won’t you call me (call me)
I’m sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Aladdin (Aladdin)
I’m feeling pathetic
I can’t take rejection
Aladdin, why won’t you call me?
I’ve got princes waiting in the lines for me to play
My evil girly games of their mind
just watch Rajah
He’s got it down to a simple art
Just chase them away, like this
And there’s a hole in his pants
But somehow, you turn the tables, what the heck?
I can tear the pants off anyone else
But you
Aladdin (Aladdin)
Why won’t you call me (call me)
I’m sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Aladdin (Aladdin)
I’m feeling pathetic
I can’t take rejection
Aladdin, why won’t you call me?
Aladdin
I'm thinkin that maybe
you might think I'm crazy
Is that why you won't call me?
Al
Do you think I’m pretty?
Do you not love me?
Is that why you won’t call me?
Cause, you're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
I want to keep you as my pet
To play with and hide under my bed
Forever
Aladdin (Aladdin)
Why won’t you call me (call me)
I’m sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Aladdin (Aladdin)
I’m feeling pathetic
I can’t take rejection
Aladdin, why won’t you call me?
Aladdin
I'll knit you a sweater
I wanna wrap you up in all my love forever
I'd never let you go
Aladdin
Aladdin (Aladdin)
Why won’t you call me (call me)
I’m sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Aladdin (Aladdin)
I’m feeling pathetic
I can’t take rejection
Aladdin, why won’t you call me?
Aladdin (call me)
Aladdin (Call me)
Aladdin (Parody of "Stephen" by Kesha) by AladdinJasmine
Author's Notes:
I was bored