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The Top Ten Reasons NOT to date Aladdin OR Mozenrath!

by Jill Weber

10- When Aladdin is first seen, he's stealing food from the marketplace.
(Translation, you get potluck.)

When Mozenrath is first seen, *he's* stealing
food from the marketplace. (More potluck, *sigh*)


9 - Aladdin does not have a steady income
Neither does Mozenrath

8- Aladdin lives in a depressing hovel
Mozenrath lives in a depressing citadel

7- Aladdin has a smelly pet monkey
Mozenrath has a smelly pet eel

6- Aladdin has a quick temper
Mozenrath has a quick temper

5- Al can't take you to restaurants.
("No shirt, no shoes, no service")
Moze can't take you to parties.
(He never gets invited)

4- Iago
Mamluks

3- Aladdin's always running around trying to save the world.
Mozenrath's always running around trying to
conquer the world.

2- Aladdin's home gets invaded a lot.
(Can you say "Mozenrath?")
Mozenrath's home gets invaded a lot.
(Can you say "Aladdin?")



And the #1 Reason to NOT date Aladdin OR Mozenrath...



1- Your main rival for Aladdin's affection
(Jasmine) owns a flesh eating tiger
Your main rival for Mozenrath's affection
(Mozenrath) owns a flesh eating glove.