JAFAR (Parody of "GASTON")
Jafar (spoken)
Who does he think he is? That boy has tangled with the wrong man! No
one
messes with Jafar!
Iago (spoken)
Heh, heh. Darn right!
Jafar (spoken)
Conquered! Outsmarted! Publicly humiliated! Why it’s more than I can
bear!
Iago (spoken)
More wine?
Jafar (spoken)
What for? Nothing helps! I’m disgraced!
Iago (spoken)
Who, you? Never! Jafar, you’ve got to pull yourself together!
(sung)
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Jafar, looking so down in the dumps!
Oh, how I would love to be you, Jafar, even taking your lumps!
There’s no man around who’s as evil as you.
You are one heck of a guy!
You are the ultimate devil, it’s true,
And it’s not very hard to see why!
No one’s strong as Jafar!
No one’s wrong as Jafar!
No one’s neck’s as incredibly long as Jafar’s!
For there’s no one around half as manly!
He can hypnotize anyone!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley,
And they’ll tell you he’ll one day get that Aladdin!
Chorus
No one’s been like Jafar,
A kingpin like Jafar!
Iago
No one’s committed a greater sin than Jafar!
Jafar
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
Chorus
My, what a guy that Jafar!
Give five “hurrahs”!
Give five “hip-hips”!
Iago
Jafar is the best and the best is all drips!
Chorus
No one’s slick as Jafar!
No one’s quick as Jafar!
Nobody can play a cruel trick like Jafar!
For there’s no one with a beard so twisted!
Jafar
As you see, I curl it everyday!
Iago
Under ‘villain’, you’ll find his name listed!
Jafar (spoken)
That’s right,
(sung)
And I swear that that urchin, Aladdin, will pay!
Chorus
No one fights like Jafar,
Douses lights like Jafar!
Nobody can strangle as tight as Jafar!
Jafar
I’m especially good at detonating!
(spoken)
Kaboom!
Chorus
Ten points for Jafar!
Jafar
When I was a lad,
I realized that my dream
Was to be exceptionally bad,
But with that street rat,
My dream is crashing down,
And that is making me real mad!
Chorus
No one hits like Jafar,
Matches wits like Jafar!
Iago
No body as regally sits like Jafar!
Jafar
Though I find my defeat humiliating!
Chorus
Say it again!
Who’s a man among men?
And then say it once more!
Who’s the villain next door?
Who’s a super success?
Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans all about this great star!
There’s just one guy around who’s got all it down!
Iago
And his name’s J-A-F-A-J-A-F-A-R-J-A-F-A-R
(spoken)
Oh! Oh!
Chorus
Jafar!
Jafar (Parody of 'Gaston') by Sekaino Jasmine