From: dfitz@nexxus.novasys.com (Don Fitzroy)
Subject: POCA PARODY - Mine, Mine, Mine
Date: 1995/07/06
Message-ID: #1/1
organization: Concentric Internet Services
newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
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Last night I was sitting around with nothing to do, so I decided to
write a parody based on one of the songs from Pocahontas. I had so
much fun, I wrote 7 of them! Once I got going, I just couldn't stop
myself. So today I decided to post them all. Please, if ya like 'em,
tell me! :-)
BTW, I absolutely, love Disney, so if anything in here seems like
'Disney Bashing' it's all in jest. Also, since all of Poca's songs are
somewhat confusing, this makes more sence if you read it while
listening to the actual song. (coz it's hard to follow) So here's one
of them now...
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_MINE MINE MINE_
Everyone knows that Disney is just plain awesome when it comes to
songs in their animated features. Of course, look what happens when
Ratcliffe takes control....
RATCLIFFE
The songs of the mermaid,
Alladin, and Jasmine
Will pale in comparison
'cause they're all has-beens
The tune you'll hear now
Will dwarf them by far
Oh with all you've got in ya boys,
Sing 'bout Virginia boys,
My song, mine every syllable
Sing boys, sing every note
Sing my song boys,
LONG boys,
Keep the tune going,
And sing with your heart, Stephen
Schwartz will provide us with rhyme,
It's a song and it's mine, mine, mine ...
ENGLISH SETTLERS
Sing, and sing, and sing, and singety...
Sing, and sing, and sing, and singety...
DISNEY EXECS
Hey Mickey Mickey,
Ho Mickey Mickey,
RATCLIFFE
Cartoons a plenty
DISNEY EXECS
Hey Mickey Mickey,
Ho mickey Mickey,
RATCLIFFE
But this songs for me!
DISNEY EXECS
Hey Mickey Mickey,
Ho mickey Mickey,
ALL
Since 1920
You've largely failed musically!!
RATCLIFFE
My rivals are Ursula,
Scar, and Gaston,
Just think how they'll squirm
when they see how I've won,
The oscar, the soundtrack
And kids everywhere,
They've quivered in fear,
since the Poca premiere
It's my song, mine
for the taking
And sing boys
Sing me my song!
With that melody, Alan..
Menken will be,
Almost richer than me
Of course, I confess I must whine
cause this song is really.. MINE
ENGLISH SETTLERS
Sing and Sing and Sing and Singety
Sing and Sing and Sing and Singety-sing
JAFFAR :
All of my life I have searched for a song
like this one
A larger more challanging song
that is more then six lines
Everyone else got a song
in that movie ; I missed one!
A song I could sing
Is there such a thing?
I wish that this song could be mine,
RATCLIFFE
Love the sound Lads (Mine)
Be the background lads! (Mine)
My song mine!
Sing me that song! (Sing, sing! and Singety)
My beautiful song!! (Sing, sing, sing his song)
ALL
Make this song last
longest
RATCLIFFE
Make this song big boys,
An oscar we'll win boys
So what if Disney's in decline
JAFFAR
This song that I crave!
RATCLIFFE
Why don't you behave!
JAFFAR
Iago's my slave
RATCLIFFE
He sure isn't brave
ENGLISH SETTLERS & RATCLIFFE
So who cares about
Deep under the sea Mine!
Whole new world for me Mine!
Beast and the Beauty Mine!
RATCLIFFE
Nothing compared to mine!
ALL
Sing and Sing and Sing dammit Sing!
Hey mickey mickey mickey it's MINE!!
Mine, Mine, Mine by Don Fitzroy