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Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Aladdin by Jennamina
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Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Aladdin

A combination hookah and coffee maker that also makes Julienne fries will break

Do not be fooled by common place appearances

Dark men wait for dark purposes

A diamond in the rough is one whose worth lies far within

You're only in trouble if you get caught

Only steal what you can't afford

It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends

If a tiger bites your butt, he's only playing

Beware of swirly-eyed snake staffs

Fruit merchants are easily distracted

When it doubt -- pretend the monkey is the Sultan

Strangers in the marketplace kind of stand out

There are different ways to feel trapped

You're only a fool if you give up

The Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules

Magic carpets don't bite

Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck

Phenomenal cosmic powers equals itty bitty living space

To make an official wish you need to say the magic words

Fez & vest combos are much too third century

Never bow to the Sultan Vile Betrayer

When you make a mess of everything, go back and set things right