A combination hookah and coffee maker that also makes Julienne fries will break
Do not be fooled by common place appearances
Dark men wait for dark purposes
A diamond in the rough is one whose worth lies far within
You're only in trouble if you get caught
Only steal what you can't afford
It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends
If a tiger bites your butt, he's only playing
Beware of swirly-eyed snake staffs
Fruit merchants are easily distracted
When it doubt -- pretend the monkey is the Sultan
Strangers in the marketplace kind of stand out
There are different ways to feel trapped
You're only a fool if you give up
The Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules
Magic carpets don't bite
Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck
Phenomenal cosmic powers equals itty bitty living space
To make an official wish you need to say the magic words
Fez & vest combos are much too third century
Never bow to the Sultan Vile Betrayer
When you make a mess of everything, go back and set things right