THINGS NEVER HEARD ON "ALADDIN"...

(by Heather Burk, Jill Weber, Disney Princess, Kim, Jeanne Nagel, BJustalittlekiss@aol.com, Ww38buschwacker@aol.com, Annie, Katie Eckert, Marianne Dashwood, Mike B. Murray, Gina, BWOCbubbles2498@aol.com, Sarah Kroll)

1. Mechanikles: "I'll clean up later." - HB

2. Aladdin: "Ow! The hot sand is burning my feet!" - HB

3. Jasmine: "*Another* flower? Gee, Aladdin, how gullible do you think I am?" - HB

4. Mozenrath: "I give up." - HB

5. Genie: "Quit fooling around, guys! This is serious!" - HB

6. Aladdin: "Nah, I think we'll let the guards handle this one." - HB

7. Iago: "Come on, let's go fight some monsters!" - HB

8. Iago: " " - HB

9. Carpet: "Can't you people ever walk anywhere? You're heavy!" - HB

10. Farouk: "Oh, well, it's just an apple. I'll let it slide this once." - HB

11. Fasir: "How am *I* supposed to know?" - HB

12. Iago: "I've never heard of that magic spell." - HB

13. Aladdin: "I really don't think we can win this time!" - HB

14. Mozenrath: (sarcastically) "Fine, take my gauntlet! See if I care!" - HB

15. Genie: "Sure! My semi-phenomenal, nearly-cosmic powers can fix this problem easily!" - HB

16. Iago: "Oh! Aladdin and Jasmine are kissing! How cute!" - HB

17. Abis Mal: "It's just a hat." - HB

18. Mirage: "I think I'll just use my magic powers to zap Aladdin to death." - HB

19. Abis Mal: "Good idea, Haroud!" - HB

20. Aladdin: "Where's my comb?" - HB

21. Iago: "It's only money." - HB

22. Malcho: "You're switching sides? Yeah, right, you expect me to believe that?" - HB

23. Thundra: "That is the cheesiest pick-up line I've ever heard." - HB

24. Razoul: "I think I'll go get some sleep." – HB

25. Aladdin: "I'm going apartment hunting." - JW

26. Aladdin: "I need some new clothes." - JW

27. Abu: "I'm not hungry." - JW

28. Fazal: "I'm not hungry." - JW

29. Jasmine: "You know, that last prince was kind of cute... rich, too!" – JW

30. Abu: (this is the monkey to English translation) “Hey, Aladdin! Who's saved you from the guards more times then you can count? Who got you out of the dungeon? Who was the one smart enough to grab food while you were too busy flirting with the Princess? Who always has the lockpicks handy? Who saved Jasmine from a three-headed dragon? ME!! I'm sick of the lack of gratitude, so you know what? I'm leaving! Goodbye!” - DP

31. Genie: “So, is there a reason I still live in this lamp I've been complaining about?” - DP

32. Aladdin: “Hey, why do they always want *ME* to save the city? There are other people who live here to, and if they want to save their city so badly, they can do it themselves.” - DP

33. Iago: “Aladdin, you're so good to me. I really appreciate everything you do for me. And Abu, you're not bad either.” - DP

34. Sultan: “Forget the toys. I'm going to get out of touch with my inner child.” - DP

35. Aladdin: “Carpet, let's move!”
Carpet: “No way. I've let you guys walk all over me long enough.” - DP

36. Mechanikles: “I'm sick of living such a scheduled life. I'm going to be more spontaneous!” - DP

37. Sadira: “I hate you, Aladdin!” - DP

38. Mozenrath: “Maybe Aladdin is right...I might get invited to more parties if I wasn't so bent on my quest for all the power in the world.” - DP

39. Chaos: “You know what? There's enough craziness in the world as it is. It doesn't need me.” - DP

40. Jasmine: “Another quest? Aladdin, I want to spend some quality time with you that doesn't involve putting my life in danger!” (Oops, I think we have heard something like this before. :P) – DP

41. Hakim: “The glass is half full.” – HB

42. Rasoul: “Authority isn't all that important in the scheme of things, you know.” - DP

43. Rasoul: “Aladdin, will you be my best friend?” – DP

44. Achmed: “Princess Jasmine, will you marry me?”
Jasmine: “Oh, I love you! Of course I will! *girlish laughter*” – DP

45. Jasmine: "I'm not so sure I trust you this time." - K

46. Mozenrath: "Aladdin, you win." - K

47. Aladdin: "Why didn't I use that last wish on something else?" – K

48. Iago: "That's so sweet." - JN

49. Aladdin: "Jasmine, don't you ever wear anything different?" - BJ

50. Aladdin: "Jasmine, we're through! you bug me!" - BJ

51. Aladdin: "I quit." - BJ

52. Aladdin: "Will you marry me, Sadira?" - BJ

53. Aladdin: "I hate Jasmine!" - BJ

54. Aladdin: "I'm not okay." - BJ

55. Aladdin: "I think I need a doctor." - BJ

56. Jasmine: "Why didn't I marry a prince?" - BJ

57. Jasmine: "What's so great about Aladdin, anyway?" - BJ

58. Jasmine: "I lied." - BJ

59. Jasmine: "Do you think this Hair-do is getting a little boring?" - BJ

60. Jasmine: "Let's go on a date. Just you and me and the guys. Seriously!" - BJ

61. Jasmine: "Hey, that prince is cute. Oh, hi Aladdin." - BJ

62. Jasmine: Never would call Aladdin Al. - BJ

63. Jasmine: "I'll just stay home." - BJ

64. Iago: "I can't accept that." - BJ

65. Iago: "I confess!" - BJ

66. Aladdin: "I'm too busy to kiss you right now, Jasmine." - BJ

67. Aladdin: "Guys, why don't you handle this for once!" - Ww38buschwacker@aol.com

68. Jasmine: "My most passionate kiss? Umm.. I've got to say that hot one with Jafar." - A

69. Aladdin: "I'm sorry I lied."
Jasmine: "No, don't be sorry. I like it when you lie, it's a turn-on. You should do it more often." - A

70. Aladdin: "Jasmine, did you do something new with your hair?" - A

71. Jafar: "My last wish is to become an all-power genie. No- no- wait. My last wish is to be a woman!" - A

72. Aladdin: "I don't wear high-waters!" - A

73. Jasmine: "I wish you would keep more secrets from me, Aladdin." - A

74. Sultan: "You *will* marry Jafar!"
Jasmine: "Wonderful! All my dreams are coming true!" - A

75. Aladdin: "Do you trust me?"
Jasmine: "Do I look stupid to you?" - A

76. Jasmine: "I'm sorry Aladdin, but I'm cheating on you with Abu."
Aladdin: "I would be mad but.. I am too!" - A

77. Jasmine: "Good morning, Al." - KE

78. Iago: "I'm not hungry." - KE

79. Aladdin: "Oh, Mozenrath's here. What do you want me to do about it?" - KE

80. Genie: "Man, another Crystal Of Ix. Can't you guys try something else on me?" - KE

81. Abu: "Oh, here Iago, you can have my bowl of fruit." - KE

82. Jasmine (to Aladdin): "I thought you were beheaded!" or "Didn't you die?" - MD

83. Someone: "Help! Help!"
Genie: "Look someone needs help. Come on, Al."
Aladdin: "So?"
Genie: "Yeah, you're right." - MBM

84. Iago: "Who cares about gold?" - MBM

85. Jasmine: Rajah, will you *please* attack Aladdin? The trust thing is getting really annoying. - G

86. Jasmine: These curly toe shoes are so ugly! - BWOCbubbles2498@aol.com

87. Jasmine: Get away from me Rajah! - BWOCbubbles2498@aol.com

88. Aladdin: (singing) I wont show you the world. Very dull and not splendid. Tell me princess since when were you so stupid?

89. Aladdin: Naw, Abu I think I'll try to get some money instead of stealing this time. - BWOCbubbles2498@aol.com

90. Jasmine: Oh! Oh! Jafar! I never new you were so sexy with no pants on! - BWOCbubbles2498@aol.com

91. Iago: Oooh, yum, I looove crackers! - SK


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