Welcome to the Forty Thieves

Words and Music by Randy Petersen and Kevin Quinn
Perfomed by Scott Barnes, Don Bradford, Merwin Foard, David Friedman, Gilbert Gottfried, Paul Kandel, Peter Samuel, Gordon Stanley, and Guy Stroman

THIEVES:
Congratulations, bub, you've joined the club
And everybody here agrees
We got the finest blend of nearly-honest men
Welcome to the forty thieves!

A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
There's nothing up our eighty sleeves
Got lotsa grub to share
Pull up an easy chair
Welcome to the forty thieves!

Now you get to lie and cheat
Never hafta brush your teeth
But we always aim to please
Care for one another
You'll never miss your mother

IAGO:
Oh, I love you guys

THIEVES:
Schemin' up a scam
Out on the lam
Takin' whatever we please
And if you like to lurk
You're gonna love this work
Welcome to the forty thieves!
Welcome to the forty thieves!

CASSIM:
Together we're the perfect team
Larceny is in the genes
Dare to share the family dream

IAGO:
Live a life of leisure
Countin' all yer treasure

THIEVES:
As an honorary member of the gang
That no one alive ever leaves
Ya gotta snatch and sneak
Or else your future's bleak
We got a lifetime contract that your bound to keep
You wanna save your skin
You better fit right in
Wel-wel-welcome to the
Wel-wel-welcome to the
Forty thieves!